Soooo I woke up this morning feeling like pdiddy...grabbed my cell phone im out the door im gonna get my daughter..before I leave make my bed with perfection in mind cause when I leave for the day I wanna come back...
Im talkin..waking up way to early
boyyy its only 8:30...
ohhhh I could use another 30..
okay that was my failed attempt at a remake to Drunk Tswifts (kesha) Tik Tok...I know you enjoyed it, dont worry theres way more where that came from...
Anyways...time for the real blog..
I really did wake up this morning at 830..I really did go get emma, we made my bed and yes I mean we, she ALWAYS HELPS. And then I grabbed my phone and we headed downstairs for morning activities, brushing her teeth, breakfast, getting dressed and whatever else it is that 2 year olds do. I make breakfast which was delish and then after cleaning up my mess I decide that it would be a fantastic time to finish my english paper and get a head start on my work that I am so eager to get done.
Soooooo im sitting at the kitchen counter minding my own business, kelly is at the store, chuck is cleaning out the new turtle tank with of course my 2 year old helping and THENNNNNNNNNN I hear it...that AWFUL and I mean AWFUL SCREECHING NOISE that makes me want to kill myself...which of course I dont dare do because SO MANY lives would be crushed...so anyways I bet you are wondering what that noise is...SHOOT ME NOW, but Sir Charles has arrived. Its really really annoying that he comes over acting like he owns the place SCREAMING at the top of his lungs because he doesnt want to leave his mother...i mean what can i say for him, hes a mamas girl but seriously hes 3 years old..he knows the routine..he comes over here just as much as he spends time over at his mothers but seriously...it never fails...he screams. Hunter is better about the switcheroo than charlie and I dont know what to do...I need to invest in an earplug...earplug being singular because...well you know. I only need one : )
Luckily I was able to ignore his screaming long enough to copy paste my paper onto blackboard and submit it....5 days early incase you were wondering. I am oh so proud of myself..
Okay so heres the good shit.
Matt is home...SUPER DUPER excited about that and you should be too. Now that he is home and I no longer need to factor in a very expensive always growing texting bill into my life I might be able to afford to go out and do something with you if you ask...but dont ask for a few weeks...havent paid the 257.75 dollar phone bill yet. I am going to North Carolina in 26 days, yes I have a countdown and I cant wait! Ill get to see my favorite aunt and spend time with her as well as see matt : )
Heres some more good news..
You know that post I wrote about "omg im so excited and i cant tell you why yet"? Well, im ready to tell you. I got the job! The Nanny gig in north carolina and honestly I cant wait!! Lisa, the mother seems like an awesome person (mommy and employer) that I cant wait. Kinda stinks that the job is only transitional but we will see what happens. Maybe I will woo her with my expertise nanny skills that she will want me to work for her longer...we will see!
Well..i should probably get back to my life of screaming children in which I have no control over. no joke, they dont listen.
Peace out stalkers..
Nanny4life yo.
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